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Thursday, June 14, 2012

What Makes 100%?

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give 
MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: 


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
 
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 
98%

And 


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 
96% 

But ,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 
100% 

And,
 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 
103% 

AND, look how far 
ass kissing will take you. 

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 
118% 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while 
Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitudewill get you there.
Its the
 Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. 
Now you know why some people are where they are!